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Wife delays divorce with carrying demand

It’s a long one:


When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.

She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.

She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn’t have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane.

When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn’t want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn’t want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into our bridal room on our wedding day.

She requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Jane about my wife’s divorce conditions. She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn’t had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don’t tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn’t looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.

On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn’t tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me… she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it’s time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn’t noticed that our life lacked intimacy.

I drove to office…. jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn’t value the details of our lives, not because we didn’t love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.

Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.

At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed – dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push thru with the divorce — at least, in the eyes of our son — I’m a loving husband…

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse’s friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

Holy crap I don’t know where to start with this steaming pile of sediment, so let’s start with the big ones.

Carrying over the threshhold

Communication is a two way street

While the moral of the story is that the husband here was garbage, the wife battling cancer on her own for months knowing she was going to die without doing any prep work for their son’s future is what is the bothersome part here.

The ending in which she battles cancer was tagged onto the story according to Snopes, it originally had a happy ending in which the husband came home to find his wife and son waiting for him.

Small details… that’s what it claims matter in a relationship… small details like telling someone you’re going to die.

The moral of the stories

In one, the wife plots to get the affections of her estranged husband back while not telling him that she’s going to die, simultaneously ensuring that his other relationship will fail. This under the pretense that he’ll look like a better dad to their son after she’s passed on, but really she could have just said “I’ve got cancer, going to be dying soon, keep it in your pants and you will have everything you want soon enough.”

And in the original story the wife gets a lying cheating sack of shit back.

CANCER vs cancer

If you can read “CANCER” without it being in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice you’re a better person than I am. Stressing that one word makes the entire thing look like it was written by an eight year old or someone who English is a second language to.

Jane, sweet sweet Jane

I know it’s a 1000 word story, but the Jane character exists as this weird side character that seems both a one-dimensional callous bitch plotting to take the man, and someone deeply emotionally invested in someone who’s a lying sack of shit.

Keep in mind every time he visits he’s a liar.

Our son…. the unnamed one

How hard would it have been to name this undefined kid “Billy?” He’s got finals and he’s clapping for his parents having some sort of contact. Seems like we’re dealing alternately with a 12-year-old and a 4-year-old. Something is just afoot here.

The ending

There are no good endings, only endings at proper times. Neither story ending works. The original story all in first person reads as though it was written by stereotypical 1950’s businessman. The narrated ending reads a bit like someone attempting to inject the Twilight Zone into the whole thing.

If you’re going to inject the Twilight Zone into it, go full tilt and make Jane radioactive which is why the wife got CANCER.

The fact that anyone can read that and think there’s a positive wrap-up in the last paragraph, or that the small details have anything to do with this story… you know what small details were mentioned and observed? Weight, smell, and wrinkles.

We leave, in the modified story, with a marriage about to literally die and this note “Do have a real happy marriage!” what the everloving hell sort of tacked on nonsense is that?